So you want to commission some smut! Read on to make this a reality:

I charge the exorbitant (read: standard professional rate) of $0.08 a word. This means a 100-word drabble will cost you $8.00.

To commission, just email me at aster.j.writes@gmail.com with your idea. I'll work pretty closely with you to produce what you're looking for.

I require 50% payment up front, 50% after the product is delivered.

Unsure of whether your request fits? Just ask! Give me your alien biology, fantasy creatures, mythical beings, sentient plants! OCs welcome! Queerness encouraged! You could say something like, "J., I really want to read about my centaur OC and alien OC with fifty tentacles making sweet love." Okay, can do! "J., I can't get the idea out of my head that I fall down a rabbit hole and get bred by a giant rabbit furry." Say less. Regarding existing characters: those in the public domain are fine. Sadly I can't write that Tony Stark x Lan Wangji fic you've been dreaming of. That's between you and AO3.

Things I don't write:
-scat
-hard gore
-hard noncon
-probably some other stuff; I'll know it when I see it.

I reserve the right to decline any commission request with no explanation. Sometimes it just doesn't vibe. ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯